Useless Pages

Alien Central - Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum.
www.aliencentral.com/

Altering Time - A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.
www.alteringtime.com/

Alvins Adventures - The short, brutal life of a helpless teddy bear.
www25.brinkster.com/alvinsadventure/Home.html

Annanowa - A Thai woman talking about pheasant pluckers in a style vaguely similar to the Ananova animated newsreader.
www.annanowa.com

Baney - The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.
www.baney.co.uk/

Become A Gnome.com - Visitors can turn themselves into gnomes, and back again.
becomeagnome.com

Blah Blah Blah - Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.
athensohio.net/entertainment/blahblahblah/

Blue Duck With Fangs - A semi-vampiric waterfowl.
blueduckwithfangs.i8.com/

Brampton Bugle - Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.
www.brampton-bugle.co.uk

The Brink of Insanity - Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system.
www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/

Broadswords and Bunnies - A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.
www.broadswordsnbunnies.co.uk

Buzzword Free Zone - Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.
x42.com/

Candyboots - A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and childrens books.
www.candyboots.com/

Cate's Garage Sale Finds - A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.
www.catesgarage.com/

Contacting George W. Bush - Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.
www.uups-peinlich.de/contacting-george-w-bush.htm

The CopyCat Counting Page - Web pages to help you count in a variety of ways.
www.6u.com/counter/

Crazythoughts.com - A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.
www.crazythoughts.com/

CreepyGuy - A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.
www.creepyguy.com/

Daffodil - A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story.
www.e-drivel.co.uk/

Dave's Web Of Lies - Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.
www.davesweboflies.com/

Doggieville - Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.
www.doggieville.co.uk/

Dogs in Cars - A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.
www.dogsincars.co.uk/

Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan - A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.
drspeedbump.8m.com/

EggEgg! - Surreal comic strip with political leanings.
eggegg.comicgenesis.com/

Encyclopedia Darcica - Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.
www.realisis.ca/darcica/

Find My Twin - Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.
findmytwin.idavista.com/

FOUND magazine - Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.
www.foundmagazine.com

Freaking Kids - Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.
freakingkids.tripod.com

Fun Latin - Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.
www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html

Giant Lava Lamp - A small town in Washington is trying to build a huge lava lamp. Site includes a request for help and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.
www.giantlavalamp.com/

Gift Horse - Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.
www.wellandweb.co.uk/gifthorse/

Global Honk - A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.
www.globalhonk.com/

Hidden Level - Claims to thoroughly eviscerate your childhood.
www.hiddenlevel.org

How To Keep An Idiot Busy - Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.
www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

Hyperhero - Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.
www.hyperhero.com/en/

The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare - Allegedly newly-discovered works of The Bard written in suspiciously modern-sounding English.
www.jerrysbrain.com/billy/

Invertit - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.
www.levird.com

It's Better Tinned Than Fresh - Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.
www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk/

Iur - My Life - The life of a rejected mains plug.
www2.hemsida.net/anders/iur/hem.html

5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things - Updated periodically.
www.5ives.com/

JanPieter.com - Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.
www.janpieter.com/

Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane - A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.
www.orehole.com

Learn to Count to Ten - Using both arabic numerals and human digits.
countten.free.fr/

Lonely Socks - Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.
www.lonelysocks.co.uk/

The Longest Domain - Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.
www.thepersonwithanewideaisacrank-untiltheideasucceeds-by-marktwain.com/

Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait - Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.
crazyshit.org/

Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance - Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.
www.cybertripe.co.uk/

Meet Humples - A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.
dragondude.dr.funpic.org/

Name That Drug - Visitors are challenged to name a narcotic based on abstract picture clues.
www.wyolife.com/Name=2520Game

Name Translations - Humorous definitions of people's first names.
www.nametranslation.co.uk/names/meaning/

NoFrance.info - A brief guide and visual representation of the world without France.
nofrance.info

Number Of The Moment - Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.
dex50.50megs.com/number

The Official Shotgun Rules - Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.
theshotgunrules.com/

One Crackheaded Site - A site for crackheaded individuals.
www.crackheaded.com

Pick The Worst - Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.
www.picktheworst.com/

The Pointless Dot Com - Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.
thepointless.com/

Pointless Site - Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links.
www.angelfire.com/ca4/nopoint/

The Really Unimpressive Dot Com - An absurdly minimalist site.
thereallyunimpressive.com

The Realm of Niftyness - Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.
www.niftyness.com/

sebisworld.COM - An exploration of change, decay and disaster in both physical and metaphysical realms.
www.sebisworld.com/

Shameface - A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.
www.shameface.com/

Soundalikes.com - Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.
www.soundalikes.com/

Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley - Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.
www.homestead.com/soxmonkey/scrapbook.html

The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken - The weapon of a ancient and secret martial art.
www.merriol.freeserve.co.uk/products/ninja.htm

Star Wars Action Figure Webcam - The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.
www.ebondi.com.au/starwars.asp

Stuff That Sucks - A comprehensive list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.
geocities.com/stuff_that_sucks/

The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site - Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.
members.tripod.com/~spows/

Surreel Toon Supply Company - Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.
beetletek.com/surreel/

thefattys.com - Nonsensical humor constructed by drunken Canadians.
thefattys.com/

Tits or Eyes? - Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part.
www.geocities.com/titsoreyes/

Twistedmindz - A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum.
www.twistedmindz.co.uk/

The Useless Information Society - Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.
www.myspace.com/theuis

VCR Clock Error - A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.
www.vcrclock.com/

Virtual VCR Clock - Dedicated to the millions of VCRs in the world that don't have their clocks set.
www.aaroncity.com/vcrclock/

Wah Kazoo - Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.
homepage.ntlworld.com/ed.nurse/wahkazoo/index2.html

Watching Paint Dry - A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects.
www.watching-paint-dry.com/

306WD.com - Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.
www.306wd.com/

Your Driver Is - An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.
www.freewebs.com/yourdriveris/driver.htm

Your-15-Minutes.com - Visitors can take over the front page of the site to gain fifteen minutes of fame.
www.your-15-minutes.com/

Zasx.com - Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.
www.zasx.com/

ZevZek.com - Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.
www.zevzek.com/index_en.html

Zombo.com - Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.
www.zombo.com/