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A selection of work and non-work related humor to stave off boredom, plus a panic button in case the boss visits.
Your joy this week. Monday and Tuesday, you have permission to be a penny-pincher! Let your special someone take you out and spend his or her money instead, for a change! By hump day and Thursday, you can have some quiet or not-so-quiet time with a significant other. If the duet gets a little intense, plan some time with all the family and friends who need some attention. If you must do something -- grab a few friends and hang out. Do it at your home or theirs and save the cash! You love a good

Real-life horror stories of disastrous projects and egotistic managers. Updated weekly.

A collection of quotes and funny sayings relating to the business of cutting hair.

A humorous list of things that customers should do to make the job of a pizza delivery driver easier.

Place for wait staff to share their complaints as well as add to a database of bad tippers.
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Business cartoons searchable by keyword or topic.
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Randomly generated cards to print out and take to meetings.

Cartoons and funny situations from life in a call center.
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Collection of stupid quotes from customers and clients. Accepts submissions.
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Construction and building trades-related jokes and humor.
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An office aid to wasting company time, featuring humor, games, pictures and a "boss" button.
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CIA-related humor by a true CIA officer.
Terrorist this morning who had seized a conference room and was holding several co-workers hostage. The terrorist, who was attempting to forcibly convert our society to his militant, extremist form of Islam, instantly collapsed in a heap when I smashed a window and tasered him..There a continuous thread of moral purpose running through the history of America. And being a thread, it a little hard to see at times..patron saint of intelligence officers? If not, I& ,m thinking St. Gabriel, the saint

First it was cubicles, Then they found the reams of pink paper. This is what happens when almost everyone in a business is "let go".

The reason why those in retail think customers suck, and what you can do to stop it.
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Office humor, pranks, thoughts and excuses.

Complaints of people who work in customer service.
Drink, she was very patient and kind. I gave her her drink for free..At taco bell around 3-5 it mayhem with kids from the junior high and high school. today we had a group of kids that were out of control. They spit sauce through straws, onto the walls. sat in the high chairs, and there friends would pushed them. Then they couldn t control their voice levels. we asked several times for them to calm down. We had to have our manager to tell them to leave. They left all right, with one of our

Hide from your boss with this fake spreadsheet. Stealth surfing tips, and worker-friendly sites.

Weekly career advice for the professionally disinclined.

Provides a full list of rules to observe when riding an elevator.

A resource of letters, lessons, and cartoons, all centered on the politics that every person in an office deals with everyday.
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Jokes related to financial services and economics

Stories from the front lines of employment, struggling with bosses and coping with coworkers.
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Visitors can share their awful work experiences at jobs they'd like to quit.

Humorous jokes, and cartoons about the workplace for executives, management, and human resources professionals.

The jobs are real,the classified ads are real, the applications and the responses are all real.
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Home of the overworked and underpaid purloiners of drinks.

A look at life at the post office in a humourous way through cartoons.

Firefighter jokes and humor and extracts from an upcoming book of firefighter humor.
Well read away!!!! My first book Gone to Blazes has let say, caused a stir. You ve all seen London Burning well now read about the Service un-sanitised. When boys get together the conversation and behavior invariably plumb the depths. Despite censorship by those in authority with a sense of humour bypass the book still as raw as ever, buy it, read it, laugh in a raucous fashion, I do and I wrote it! Gone to Blazes? is a collection of riotous Fire Brigade tales which has been likened to London

An irreverant look at work including rotten managers, subversive staff, and jargon.
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Prank cover letters and various other items relating to work and unemployment. Includes online sale of book and merchandise.

Advice, inspiration and excuses for not going into work. Submit your favorite hooky story.

Slogans and ad campaigns that didn't quite make it.

Humorous company memo's that have been collected over the last 30 years of office life.

Stories of experiences working in a glorified box factory with a collection of social misfits.

Look busy while you slack off and play games or read jokes on this site.
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Post about your boss and nominate them for Pain of the Year. Forum and stress release online games.

Humor by army cadets, for army cadets.

Read, vent or share anonymous work related stories about foolish coworkers and bosses.
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Stories and humor about job hunting and unemployment.

Cartoons, stories and ponderings to do with the workplace. Visitors can share their own stories.
Co-worker wants to know. and WHY, cuz it& ,s none of her business.well, it been a while since I jotted anything down on the site lately. I found a new job that I love, that a miracle these days, but I truly found what I want to do for the rest of my life. But, a co-worker wants to know and WHY. Muffin Top is middle aged 40 just like me, however having braces and not wearing appropriate school attire is not a good image to use in our school. FULL STORY.Hello. . It seems that most of the regular

Jokes relating to different jobs and professions, plus some general humor.

An office humour web site by slaves, for slaves.
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An animated story of Odd Todd's life after he has been laid off from his job. Includes downloads, personal thoughts, and related links. Tip jar accepts PayPal donations.

Humor for waiters, waitresses, bartenders, and other restaurant staff.
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Workplace humor from columnist Madeleine Begun Kane.
Internet and kids. What funny about the Internet and kids? Nothing, that what. There must be something. If I just take a few deep breaths, it ll come to me. Iiiiiiiiiiin. . Ouuuuuuut. . Iiiiiiiiiiin. . Ouuuuuuuu. . Still nothing. I should talk my editor into another topic. Something really amusing like uuuh . Maybe reading e-mail will unblock my brain. 12 15 p.m. Look at the time. I still haven t written a word . unless e-mail counts. If only they d pay me to write e-mail. I d better skip lunch

A humorous guide to office life.

Automatically generates buzz-laden MBA-speak sentences for insertion into your business plan or office memo.
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Jokes about and for members of the armed forces.

Including murphys laws of combat, funny military quotes, and humorous stories from the armed forces.
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Read or submit excuses for not going to work, school, being stopped by the police, breaking dates, doctor excuses and other topics.
Remembered, I have to go pick up my dry cleaning! You can wait here, I ll be back soon. Leave, and go see a movie or something. Hopefully they ll be gone when you get back five hours later..30. We told our house guest of eight weeks. The landlord said he would raise the rent if she continued to stay. Our house guest was unemployed, with no friends, family or money. We managed to con a con artist. We live in our own house. We don& ,t have a landlord..31. If you have unwanted house guests for over

An e-zine devoted to real-life cubicle warriors.

Views on the workplace and life from a jobbing temp.

Archived blog about working in a cubicle environment. Commentary on news stories.

Jokes by profession including doctor, lawyer, dentist, scientist, engineer, and truck driver.
He couldn t answer the question about the cause of death of his father. The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged. The salesman pondered for a moment. Just write Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way..Click for the Next Salesman Joke. Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu..

Dedicated to engineering and construction humor.

How to survive working for a Bonehead Boss.
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Diversions, games, humor and chat aimed at lowering productivity.

Share office whines, woes, and frustration. Includes copier madness, a sound-off forum, and harmless software.

On line joke book containing cartoons, one liners, comical recipes, funny poetry, and true stories.

Video clips of workplace sporting events.
Can Race, and the Trash Can Jump.Sex Male Age 22 Weight 180 lbs Height 6& , Born Import from Russia Represented Country United states Background Born in the frozen plains of Russian Siberia. As a child of 7 years he venturd out into the woods and constructed office cubicles with just a hammer and sickle. At 14 he volunteered for the Iron curtain repair squad, and was first introduced to cubicle hurdles by his mentor Hot-karl Brunski cubicle hurdle gold medalist and iron curtain designer. After

Humerous clips and caption-balloons with everyday office antics, insults, rants and chatter.

A collection of jokes, funny stories and images aimed at office workers.

Fragments that tell a whole story, overheard in offices everywhere.

Stories from working on the night shift.

A collection of jokes, pranks, scripts, and exectutables about wasting time at work.
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Jokes classified according to professions including actuaries, farmers, programmers, and doctors.

A site about taxi driving with real stories, and pictures.

Rantings of a receptionist to let off steam.

A small collection of jokes dealing with old age and retirement.
Myself on the landing of the stairs and can t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. The third one responded, Well, ladies, I m glad I don t have that problem. Knock on wood, as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, That must be the door, I ll get it!.Contact webmaster@retirementjoke 2003 www.retirementjoke Retirement jokes appearing on this site are in the public domain. Last modified July 07, 2003.This old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in

Humorous tips, resources, and rants for the underappreciated administrative assistant.

Quotes and tales from the author's days as a waitress. Visitors can also contribute their own experiences.
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Humorous observations from the front lines of the retail industry.
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True, usually funny or surprising stories about losing a job.
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Free de-motivational posters and desktop wallpaper.

Comic strip based in the offices of the fictional WorkRFun Inc, staffed entirely by animals.

A collection of humorous tales from the workplace around the globe.

An offbeat list of forbidden things to do in the military.
The other two girls he chose) to do a practice run with him for a high budget soft-core film. I tell her that he is in the other room naked and that she should grab her friends (as long as they are 18+) and go in. She does, they do. They come out 20 minutes later. I ask him how it went. He freaks out on me, hyperventilating You said pick out two or three! I figured youd send in one of them, not all three!! Im not you!!! I cant handle that kind of pressure!!!! THATS THREE CHICKS AT THE SAME

A place to get work off your chest and share experiences with others.

One person at a time making celebrities and ordinary folk know that how you treat a waitress says a lot about who you are.
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The happy employee handbook, designed to help new workers become part of the "Unitapioca way of doing things".

A questionnaire to send back to people who send out questionnaires.

A journal of all the insane things encountered while working at Wal-Mart.

A waiter shares his stories.
Not park in the lot? Probably beneath him or something. That why he spent five minutes all worked up trying to get that spot. I never though of serendipity being a status symbol. But when I think back to my waiter days my date insight makes sense. I can t tell you how many times people came in off the street with no reservation and asked for the best table in the house. Sometimes I was able to give it to them, sometimes not. Most people were gracious, accepted the fact it wasn t their lucky day

Funny stories, information and pictures from the crew from Supercenter 0766.

Workplace coping techniques, including the 'Wheel of Policy' feature, and a quiz to see if you're management material.
Sucks bosses. And that precisely why work is always going to suck like the Hoover drapery attachment. Bosses have the intelligence of flypaper, for crying out loud..ctually, there a perfectly good explanation for why work sucks bosses. And that precisely why work is always going to suck like the Hoover drapery attachment. Bosses have the intelligence of flypaper, for crying out loud..Work Not Fun List of jobs that suck (and a few that don t). Also, humorous pictures and other workplace

Poetry to allow office workers to release their pent-up frustrations.

Attempting to find the answer to the question - which is more painful, going to work or gouging your eye out with a spoon?

Advice that adds insight to injury including the workplace confessional, weekly contests, and download degrees.

A semi-satirical look at modern psychology, with good and bad ideas by Csikszentmihalyi, Lakoff, Dawkins, and Damasio. Dr. Mezmer's site is itself bad science, but it has its amusing moments.

Directory of humorous psychology links.

Collection of jokes covering doctors, patients, and graduate students.

Quotes, jokes, cartoons, and stories.
Spend Saturday morning waiting for the library to open. . you ve memorized your professors home phone numbers. . your professors know your home phone number. . more than 25% of your textbook is left as an exercise for the reader. . you are on a first-name basis with everyone on the library staff. . you can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate. . your carrel is better decorated than your apartment. . you have ever, as a folklore project, attempted to track the progress of

What's the surest sign that a subject isn't really a science? They're the ones whose proponents spend the most time trying to insist that their field is a science. Psychology is the premier example.
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Psychology cartoons, articles, and other assorted humor.

Large collection of bandage tins from brands including Band-Aid, Curad, and Rexall. Includes want list and guestbook.

Large collections of advertising tins on display and for trade.

Article: A Spicy History (Spice Tins) by Mike Reilly.

History and visual record of British Biscuit Tins
Colliery working trams and farming. An absolute must, you could spend a week here and not see everything. For further details visit Beamish.

Collection of Band-Aid tins and boxes.

Parenting humor by Mary Priester.
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