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Digital pet funeral parlor, where bereaved virtual pet owners can give their digitally departed pals a proper sendoff. Eulogies, dirges, and mourners.

Get your puppy pierced. You'll think it is for real. With wacky photos.

Includes the life story of Rocky, a wild mustang, with pictures, a goofy gift shop, music, humorous references, and his resume.
Truck and trailer pulled out, and departed down the road. Rocky hadn t felt this badly since his separation from his mother. A few hours later, Rocky felt the trailer slow down, and turn gently on to a crunchy gravel road. He felt grateful that at least his new man knew how to drive the trailer so that he was not thrown from side to side around sharp turns or pitched backward or forward from sudden starts and stops. Minutes later, the trailer stopped, and after he had been allowed to get his

Dedicated to the life and adventures of Rudy the roof rat.

The mysterious world of lofty rodents.
That is) thru periodic plagues and the such. And not to worry, roof rats are more afraid of you than you are of them. Since roof rats sleep during the day, and generally stay off the ground, we can often co-exist with them.Yes, this mighty little rodent has much to teach us about good nutrition. Sailors have often wondered why there are so many rats aboard ships, and why did they get so much better looking as the weeks dragged on? The answer is obvious, roof rats are there to educate us on the

Virtual sheep to adopt, play with or admire.

Including a sheep translator, problem page, articles and other ovine topics.

A collection of jokes, video clips, brainteasers and cat humor.
Editors note These diaries are completely truthful. Everything that is written in these diaries is done by Jack. He truly is a completely mad cat! I realised when talking to my husband that some of the things he does (Such as chasing his tail) are quite unbelievable, but he really does do these things..- Terrible weather, getting blown over and a new game . ..- Sleeping, playing and going into board at the vets. ..- It too hot, far too hot for me. Oh, and it my birthday!.- New motor racing to

Animal humor, pet pictures, jokes and links.

Jokes and cartoons about slugs, to attempt to create a more popular image for this garden invertebrate.

Kangaroo jokes, animations and humorous photos.
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Commando bears.

Answers to the age old question, plus games, funny sounds, and the chicken dance.

Also featuring lambs and polar bears.
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Hear audio samples of a joke-telling budgie.
Comments from Brenda and answers to questions she asked me. You can tell Brenda spent a considerable amount of time on the site because she came up with some excellent examples of what Victor said and was very knowledgeable about the site. Hopefully, in future articles I can get a little more into what some of the other budgies are saying in the Budgie Research Group..and order the journal. Much of Penelope& ,s work and the magazine, is funded through donations and suscription fees. It is well

Animal Comedy following the adventures of Timmy the seal, Lady the dog, Des the dik-dik and Ray the rhino.
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A collector's site loaded with old tins and signs, country store items, antique advertising, and tobacciana.

Classified ads.

Information about ember bowls used to light pipes and cigars before matches were invented. History, description, and photos.

Home of alt.smokers.pipes. Includes links, downloads, shape charts, and information about ASP posters.
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Interesting and unique collection of smoking pipes and tobacco related antiques. For reference only.

Information about pipe manufacturing, styles, meerschaum, tobaccos, and history.

Quarterly magazine with articles about pipes, pipe manufacturing, custom pipes, and tobaccos.
Anxiety is not entirely due to a predilection for crippling myself. There’s also my immobilizing fear of Dayton Matlick, the owner of the magazine, who loves the pipe collection more than his own life, let alone mine (he’d trade all of my internal organs for a used corncob pipe and toast the occasion with champagne). I’ve caught him talking to the pipes and gloating over them like Gollum in a Ring of Doom outlet store. He has described in graphic detail my biblically proportioned smiting

This website will provide you with a wealth of information pertaining to pipe and cigar smoking.

Offers a guide for pipe smokers. Includes indexes of original and hybrid blends, a search feature, how-to articles and a contact form.

Clean humor and humorous, original short stories written by Robert Byron.
History books tell us that the renowned outlaw Jesse James was shot and killed by Bob Ford on April 3, 1882. The truth is that..Jesse became a branch manager for the First National Bank of Northfield,Minnesota. After calling 911, he fully recovered and made a career washing stage coach windows on the streets of New York City. He is alive and well and is the owner of Jesse James Wheels located in Cerritos, California. Joe Walsh joined his gang as the lead guitarist. He was actually shot in the

Humorous original short stories on a variety of items, including the news.
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The humorous adventures of an offbeat chick from birth to celebrity.
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Airline employees can add their humorous or dark stories here.
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Reader submissions, humor, horror, fantasy, and science fiction.

True, embarrassing stories of over-indulging, pictures, quotes, links, and mailbag.

A collection of short stories on unusual topics.
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The "Redneck Bombeck" takes you all through the interesting feats of Southern motherhood.

Humorous stories and commentary on a variety of subjects.
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Read stories and post your own about bad experiences with neighbors.

Read these stories of revenge sent in by our readers.
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A few funny stories, including a star trek spoof, hercules fan-fiction, and links.
Ravage the perfect world. (Wondering about Chaos and Madness, well you re correct in assuming that this is Bryn and Dagan full background story. It not anywhere near finished yet, in fact I just really started it, but hang in there, it will be good!) Written By Jacy L. Theron.

Stories of tragedy, disaster, wombats and embarassment.

Stories of a beard, and its various humorous adventures.
Maid beard to everyone while home over thanks giving break. The beard was just so special that i had to remove it the following day so other people would get noticed besides myself..

Tales on a variety of topics, including humor, romance and science fiction.
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Stories and general humor related to this species of little folk.
Cries with a grin, My word, don t you look silly? With that Pudding down your chin!.But I tell you that these Paupers will be coming out on strike.There ll be no more picking oakum, there ll be no more fusee chains,The Christmas Gnome persuasion makes these Paupers use their brains. The Guardians gaze in horror, the Master face goes white.The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While pictures of Wii consoles danced in their heads. We had all suffered hugely from pre-Christmas strife,

BG shares excerpts, funny short stories and her irreverent take on justice and truth.

A respository of humorous observations, open to contributors from around the world.

A humorous story-in-progress about the adventures of a cow and an opossum.

A blue monkey, his friend, and their search for their lost pink emerald.

Visitors can guide Bob's story through different scenarios in an attempt to find him a good time.

Silly short stories to make you either giggle or groan. Includes photos.

Trivia, and short stories about the Old West.

A world of biting sarcasm and senseless humor.
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Nick Harvey's comment and the old groaner, plus the correspondence Column.
Can sleep better at night when he has put out his empties in the recycling box..And as for a pint being a pint, don t you think it sounds so much better and European to pop in the local pub and ask for half a litre. Whenever I m out and my friends ask me what I m drinking I say Mine half a litre of the landlord best please. It ll come, just watch out. Give em an inch and they ll take a mile. .sorry give em two and a half centimetres and they ll take a kilometre. . ..Anyhoo, apparently there more

Tales of a diverse collection of fictional dragons.
Hagbard Draconum is the illuminated seer of Dragon-A-Lot. He dreams of becoming the real power who secretly controls the kingdom. Everything about him is cloaked in mystery, especially the mysterious cloak that he wears. Very few people have ever seen Hagbard without his cloak on, and they will not tell what is under there. There is speculation that the image is a truncated pyramid with an eye floating over it, but others guess that the image is a map to buried treasure. Although there is some

A collection of humorous short stories, plays and personal narratives.
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Stories of the misadventures of city folks transported to country living, including the skunk dog, the parade donkey, and Lunch the pig.

A collection of clean, funny stories, jokes and links.

A collection of rants, essays and other attempts at humorous writing.

A collection of stories from the college life. Topics range from final exams to fraternity pranks.

These slightly adjusted genuine pictures from the Mars Pathfinder Mission reveal a government conspiracy. There is life on Mars.

Country western fun and entertainment stories.
Gomorra fell to evil, and was destroyed I also believe, people who dont pay attention to who they elect, and what those running for office stand for is our greatest hurtle at this point. It takes so little to get involved before you vote, if only to watch and listen to what politicians truly are, or arent saying. And yes, it.if a man or woman is not faithful to his family and friends, and most of all to God in all his dealings. Dont believe the media completely because they have been proven to

Story outlining the happenings in a fictional gay community.

Features stories from a perspective, slightly off center.

Ten pages of amusing and embarrassing stories, and a few pictures. Submissions encouraged.

Humor magazine of original stories, satire, fables , and games.Updated weekly. A jokes library.

A silly and surreal story containing flying cows, shaved frogs, and invisible turnips.

Read the bizarre results of having three people collaborate on a short story in the span of eight minutes. Visitors can submit their own stories.

Stories of real-life embarrassing moments. Submit your own.

A twisted, funny, ironic story of two insane girls' lives with '90's pop culture references to boot.

A short collection of well-known fairy tales that have been warped into a twisted mess.
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Includes the Dilettante litmus test, short stories, time travel conversations, evil television, and pontifications.

Flurby Jim, Herby Flo, Bill, BatBloke, and Dobin, do their thing here.

Chronicles the life of a fictional cartoon character named Francine. Includes short stories, animation, tips, quizzes, horoscopes, movie reviews, and book reviews.
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Original musings, rambling, and creatives of an eclectic collective.
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This site contains over 50 funny and humourous stories from short stories to long stories.
And two large meaty objects. What this? he asks. Cojones, senor, the waiter replies. What are cojones? the man asks. Cojones, the waiter explains, are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon. At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but

Collection of short funny stories.
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Lampoons love, psychology, business, politics, and positive thinking!

Humorous picture stories featuring this iconic doll.
There was a guy called Paul. Paul is down in the dumps, feeling unloved and neglected, his wife has lost interest and is more interested in keeping her hair nice!.is feeling a bit left out . he feels it could be his wacky hair-do that is putting the ladies off! When all of a sudden he has company, a rather nice brunette called Cassandra!.n late summer, 1970. Susan and Peter go to view a new house..

Humor columns penned over several decades by James H. Jones.

Humorous stories, including a little vasectomy operation...
It started to rain. In fact, this rainstorm was what my one son called a real doozy , whatever that means, I knew it wasn t good. Rain was not going to dampen my day, although deep within the recesses of my brain I heard those magical words, I am not a happy camper . We decided we would either sit in our damp tent playing cards all day (while starving to death) or go to a restaurant. We ran like hell to the car and drove off like a bolt of lightning. As we sat inside the lovely restaurant eating

Humorous stories, funny advice, and the jackass awards.

Locate humorous collections of stories about the one thing we all have in common: family.

Humorous stories on a variety of topics, plus pictures, observations and links.

Several thousand examples of funny or bizarre childhood beliefs, organised by topic.
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A life-changing, emotionaly charged collection of bizzare tales, java games and things written by Philip the man Hassey.

Improvised web sitcom featuring assorted characters.
Scraping something..Well, all of a sudden, the curtains are flung back, and Willem is standing over me with this extremely pointy knife. I, of course, screamed and tried to get away. But then I realized that I was tied to the bedposts with these black, satin scarves. And worse, I was naked!.Well Colin and I were traveling towards New York and got lost and ended up finding her in New Jersey. We ended up talking over a couple of adult beverages. Then I told her I had Good Charlotte tickets, and

Bizarre, tragic, true and sometimes hilarious things a college girl overhears during the course of her day.

Collection anecdotes, stereotypes, bias, and vanity.

A collection of humorous stories and pictures, categorized into Computer and Internet, Christmas, Man vs. Woman, Science, and At Work.
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A collection of humorous and lewd stories involving women, alcohol, or otherwise random occurances in the life of one rather unfortunate individual.

Humorous columns written by Jaron Summers who is author of "The Whooping Moose" and "Become a Published Author" - print your opus for the cost of a Big Mac".
Engaged. At the time Ivy was working for the Royal Bank of Canada in Calgary, where she was having an affair with a married bank manager..My mother did not approve of these shenanigans, and had little use for my father only sister. However, when Ivy asked if she could have her wedding in our home, both my parents agreed. I did not exactly know what was going on with Ivy, but even in those days I had very large ears and I listened to everything. I knew that my father was quite cross that Ivy had

Original fiction, non-fiction, and essays.
Arrow at the wizard. The wizard mouth opened. And, the apprentice shot him. The wizard gasped and looked down at the arrow sticking from his chest. The apprentice vacant expression changed to horror, when he realized what he had done. The wizard gasped, I ve found it, as he held up the blue book. He was in great pain. He gasped, Help me out of here. The apprentice held him up, as they stumbled out the door. The wizard gasped, Magic bow. And arrow, the apprentice finished for him. A very clever

Humorous and satirical column, plus the Pet Peeve Patrol.

The sad story of a loser and his feckless friend.
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Stories related to a high-mileage Mazda saloon.

Humorous stories about Agrophobia and other anxieties.

Features humorous stories, interviews, columns, and links.

Creative nonfiction writings by George McClure.

The story of a man who deposited a junk mail fake check for ,000.
What a run it been for the show. Off-Broadway for a month and rave reviews such as Fastest, funniest, most fascinating show to hit New York in many a season. . Great runs at Just for Laughs and HBO Comedy Festival, the two most prestigious comedy festivals in the world. Critic Choice and an entirely sold out run at the Piccolo Fringe Spoleto Festival in Charleston. Sold out shows at the New Zealand International Comedy Festival, Edmonton Fringe Festival Winnipeg Fringe Festival. Top comedy award

An archive of humorous writings from a civil servant stretching back to the 1980s.

Read "The Cause" and "Jigoku-Sama's Restricted Romance."
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A Harry Potteresque talk on the odd life of a janitor.
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Follow humor writer Suzanne Schlosberg as she attempts to compensate for 33 years of irrelevance by going on a wild binge of volunteering.

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